Rick Glaze: Music

• MP3 play whole song, hi-fi (broadband)
• MP3 play whole song, lo-fi (modem)
• MP3 download whole song, hi-fi

Dating is the pits, right? This young man creates his own fake persona on the internet. He is built like Rocky, "got Brad Pitt's nose, Matt Damon's eyes, a Tom Cruise smile, and Elvis's thighs". With no interest in meeting "real" girls, he "loves 'em and leaves 'em on a CD rom". By the way, real girls cost too much and they take too long. A fun tongue-in-cheek song about the internet.